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By: Comics and Cents Carnival: Blagojevich Edition

Comics and Cents Carnival: Blagojevich Edition — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:17:38 +0000

[...] presents New Stock Market Terms posted at Cash Money Life. I typicall hate glossaries—they’re dry and boring. But here is [...]

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:24:38 +0000

fatherzez, I love it!

I think in this market most of us are value investors – unless we are just watching everything drop lower!

By: fathersez

fathersez — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:43:39 +0000

Thank you for pointing out that I have been a value investor all my life.

Incidentally, I also like EBITDA – Earnings before I trick the dumb auditor.

By: Jae Jun

Jae Jun — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:58:03 +0000

Read this in an email string but always find it funny.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:30:49 +0000

This is the funniest article I’ve read all month and I love it! Especially “BULL MARKET. A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.”

By: Personal Finance Resource Links | Free From Broke

Personal Finance Resource Links | Free From Broke — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:26:53 +0000

[...] New Stock Market Terms Funny! And sadly somewhat true. [...]

By: Ron@TheWisdomJournal

Ron@TheWisdomJournal — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:06:16 +0000

These are hilarious!

How about EBIT: Earnings before irregularities and tampering.

Budget: Written proof that you can’t afford the new boat (or the new house, the new car, the private school education….)

Misdeeds: Crimes

Commission: The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.

Stock: A magical piece of paper that is worth $53.28 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $6.97.

By: Craig

Craig — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:48:18 +0000

Nice definitions, I got a good laugh out of it.

How about Bailout: Unwarranted bonus to greedy executive board